http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/-t1.htm Jokes and other stories. As long as you keep them funny. Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:35:04 GMT 10 http://i50.servimg.com/u/f50/12/80/38/57/logo510.jpg http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/-t1.htm http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/love-offer-letter-t15.htm face-.-reality I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion ... Jokes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:31:04 GMT http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/love-offer-letter-t15.htm#44 http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/love-offer-letter-t15.htm http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/boss-has-been-kidnapped-t13.htm face-.-reality Something to make your day --)) ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ======= Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time..... Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss" They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, ... Jokes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:28:15 GMT http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/boss-has-been-kidnapped-t13.htm#42 http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/boss-has-been-kidnapped-t13.htm http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/10-things-in-golf-that-sound-dirty-t14.htm face-.-reality 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again. Jokes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:29:48 GMT http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/10-things-in-golf-that-sound-dirty-t14.htm#43 http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/10-things-in-golf-that-sound-dirty-t14.htm http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/idiot-test-since-you-failed-the-earlier-one--t16.htm face-.-reality 1. Is there a fourth of July in japan 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 9. ... Jokes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:31:54 GMT http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/idiot-test-since-you-failed-the-earlier-one--t16.htm#45 http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/idiot-test-since-you-failed-the-earlier-one--t16.htm http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/things-you-d-love-to-say-at-work-but-can-t-t19.htm face-.-reality I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. How do I set a laser printer to stun? I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. I'm already visualizing ... Jokes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:35:04 GMT http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/things-you-d-love-to-say-at-work-but-can-t-t19.htm#48 http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/things-you-d-love-to-say-at-work-but-can-t-t19.htm http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/sardar-funny-jokes-t18.htm face-.-reality •••••PLEASE ALSO SHARE YOUR JOKES WITH US ABOUT SARDARS••••• »»»Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan»»» »»»can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????»»» »»»dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon ... Jokes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:34:07 GMT http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/sardar-funny-jokes-t18.htm#47 http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/sardar-funny-jokes-t18.htm http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/cheating-boyfriend-t17.htm face-.-reality
A blonde suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment that same day, with the pistol in hand. Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head. Her boyfriend screamed, “Honey, don’t do it...”

The blonde yelled back, “Shut up! You’re next!”]]> Jokes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:32:52 GMT http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/cheating-boyfriend-t17.htm#46 http://mig33fans.forumotion.net/jokes-f17/cheating-boyfriend-t17.htm